Funny Valentine’s Card – Your Package Has Arrived Penis Pop up Greeting Card

Be an awesome person . Give the gift of a reliable erection.

The outside of this 3D Dick card is deceptively sweet, reading “Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on the front cover. Little does that dirty dick lover know, this pop up card comes cocked and loaded with a surprise. Upon opening this very adult greeting card, a slab of hefty man meat will erect itself into a rock hard statue–earning the gasp of a lifetime.  

What’s Inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
Inside background is light printed penises that allows for a handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
“Your Valentine’s Package Has Arrived” on front cover
Inside of card reveals 3D pop up penis. 

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